I am almost done with my guide to self-publishing. As soon as I put the finishing touches on it I will send it off. I won't bother anyone with another email - I'll most likely include it in the weekly blog post reminder next week so keep an eye open for it.
I woke up this morning with the first signs of a cold. One of my coworkers came to work sick and I'm pretty sure he's the one who gave it to me. Started on the anti-flu homeopathic cures we keep in the house this time of year. Unfortunately, this is one of the weeks I absolutely cannot take off from work. Mondays I run a report for my manager. I am one of only two people at my site who have the security to log into the server that holds the data needed for this report. The other person is gone on maternity leave. I also must complete a monthly report that is viewed by corporate. I am the only one who knows how to gather this data. Luckily, I've automated the process as best as possible so now instead of taking 4 days to finish it, I can have it done in 3 hours.
If you follow me on Twitter, you might have seen a tweet a few days ago concerning Scorpion. The show had potential but they blew it in the science department--so bad in fact that I've cancelled all future recordings and will no longer watch the show. This is a very good example of very bad science in the media and there are people out there who actually believe some of the stuff that appeared in the show. The episode that put me over the edge involved a nuclear power plant. Okay, I have an advantage because I work at one, but they were so far off into left field that they couldn't even see the stadium anymore. Here are some examples of what this show has portrayed:
- Commercial aircraft would not be able to land because someone uploaded a flawed version of the flight software into a terminal and this software then automatically uploads to the aircraft. Even if the software was faulty, the pilots can still land the plane. One of the planes in the show was able to buzz the airport, clipping the tower with a wing in the process. Should have crashed because of that but of course it didn't. They flew to within 25 feet of the ground, wheels down. So why didn't they just land?
- It is possible to drop a network cable from an airborne jetliner through the wheel-well to a moving car below and in seconds download the software. Come on! This isn't even close to being possible. Nothing in that scene is even remotely possible.
- You can prevent a bomb capable of bringing down a building from doing its job by encasing it in quick-hardening epoxy. I'm no bomb expert, but the amount of epoxy used in the program would probably not have had much of an effect on a bomb of that size. In fact, the configuration of the epoxy and the bomb would most likely have focused the blast upwards causing even more damage. These guys are supposed to be super-geniuses, you can see the detonator caps sticking into the C4. Couldn't they just pull them out?
- Nuclear power plants that are to be decommissioned are left unattended. The only people around in this episode was a military guard. Nobody left to maintain the equipment that was keeping the core cool. Nobody in the control room. Sorry, I hope the public doesn't believe that one.
- An ancient computer can be overloaded by running a 'circuit check'. According to the show, the overload triggered a fire. I hope the next time I try to run to many things on my computer that it doesn't explode on my desk.
- A computer is the sole device keeping the core from melting and this computer suddenly stops working because the software is out of date. What? Better keep up with all those security updates on your home PC or it will suddenly stop working. Nuclear power plants have multiple backups--equipment that will fire off and run without any human interaction. These systems do not rely on a single computer to operate properly.
- The core temperature suddenly went from 'green' to 'red' (over 2,000 degrees if I remember right) when one of the geniuses pulled a box full of wires from inside a control panel and announced he had found a blown fuse. Absolutely everything about this is wrong and I won't bother to explain any further.
- Computer geniuses can hack into virtually any network, gain control of the internal camera system, and read encrypted data files within a few minutes of connecting to the system. No, no, no. Yes there are hackers out there who are very good at breaking into systems but it takes time and effort. Most internal camera systems are on a separate network. Planting a trojan requires intimate knowledge of the type of operating system and security measures in place. Enough said.
I don't mind a few blunders in the entertainment industry but I will no longer continue to watch a show that is filled with errors so bad that the entire episode or the entire premise of the movie is impossible. Edgy science is okay because one never knows what we humans will develop in the future. But doing the impossible, especially in a show that's supposedly based on today's technology, and doing it all the time and in such a bad manner is something I will no longer stand for. I just can't enjoy a show with such bad science. The writers could have made Scorpion a very good program because they also had the human element woven into the plot but the extremely poor science has turned me away. When will the entertainment industry learn?
Finally, I bought my membership for the 2015 WorldCon. I learned that one of the member of my writers group will be going as well. Many of the people I've met at Launch Pad will also be there. I'm looking forward to seeing them again.